Nope, no mosquito pest control for you Chicago.

Remove your speed cameras, that's pure roberry on the wallet and you know it, remove the potholes, that's pure robbery on the cars and you k now it, remove street parking restrictions, that's pure Gestapo and you know it. you suck Chicago and you know it, may you have mosquitoes the size of cats.

Nothing feels that bad after you see Chicago. I strognly reccomend Chicago to anyone feeling depressed or anything...you experience Chicago and instantly your life doesn't seem that bad anymore considering what Chicago residents have to put up with every day...chicago...best therapy for whatever mental issues anyone has hahahahha.

To  make a long story short, don't call me Chicago, I won't call you eiother.